Wednesday, December 3, 2008

It's getting cold

Ok so "cold" may not be the best word to describe the conditions in Southern California, and I am admittedly a giant wimp when it comes to riding in the cold, so i don't want to hear any crap from you guys in CO or MN about riding in the cold. You chose to live there.

I guess it's not as bad as I make it out to be. It's been a bit cool in the mornings, but still this last Sunday as I finished a local group ride and headed off for the second half of my ride I kept the arm warmers on the entire time, and I didn't feel like a sissy for doing so either.

The winter training has been going pretty well. It's almost time to start picking up the intensity, and judging from the teams finalized schedule next season, the sooner i get in shape the better. At first I thought with the demise of a number of pro teams, and large percentage of guys NOT getting new contracts, that the p1 races may actually slow down (just a little) compared to last years craziness. Upon second thought though, I think it will be even faster. The talent, which had been more spread out, will no be more focused on less teams. Now more of the really fast guys will be working TOGETHER instead of against each other, which spells doom for me.

It looks like USADA has really stepped up their game as well. They are now able to convict and hand down suspensions to guys who NEVER tested positive. Kayle LG was popped for 2 years this week, without ever having a positive test. That seems outrageous to me. The USADA actually said in a release that the circumstantial evidence was overwhelming enough to warrant to suspension. Circumstantial is not proof. I am all for getting rid of dopers, and I had heard plenty of rumors about Kayle, but at the end of the day he never had a positive test result. And if he was doping shouldn't dope control at races picked up on that? Seems to me they are able to find other racers, why not this guy? Hell they gave Monniger a 6 month suspension for taking a supplement that contained a chemical that wasn't listed on, and wasn't supposed to be in the supplement. How could he have possibly ever known that the pills he bought at a GNC (or some health store) had been contaminated at the production process level? Even the manufacturer said the pills were tainted with a chemical that wasn't supposed to be in there. Yet USADA handed down the suspension. They have NEVER lost a case. Ever. The implications of handing down a suspension to a racer with no concrete proof, just circumstantial evidence is very scary.

Monday, November 10, 2008

A preview of next season?

This weekend was the end of the year banquet for the old team. Same people, same bad food, and now I am done with that. It feels nice to know I moving on to a team where I can race some big events. The local stuff is all fine and good, but I can't survive on IP crits. I need something more, and I am going to get it next season. Hopefully I am ready for it.

Sunday was Como. I had a recovery week so on Sunday I was clear to hit the gas, just a little. The front group has been moving pretty good for the last two weeks, and I have been hanging back just a bit, not wanting to push it right now. Well yesterday was a day to let loose a little. The pace wasn't fast, just steady which was good. We got over the Cooks and on the way down into Santiago Canyon, some guy comes flying past motorpacing behind a BMW motorcycle. We all got on. "He" was Floyd Landis. Floyd is out at local rides often, but he was training yesterday. Flyod recently signed with a new team, OUCH Medical. It is mostly the former HealthNet boys, plus Flyod. Anyway, we got on the flats, and were strung out at 42mph. Finally someone gave up on his wheel and he pulled away from us. We went back to riding our paceline through the canyon. I hit the gas a few times on the Dump climb, but there was someone on me each time, so I dropped 4 or 5 spots back and sat in over the top. MJ and some other guy were just 10 seconds up on us, but I didn't want to be the guy who dragged the entire group up to them, so we let them dangle. I got refueld at the meeting point and tore out of there for the second half of my ride. Put in 75 miles in 3.5 hours. Not bad, I was going to do about 75 miles, but I figured it would take me around 4 hours. Guess not.

So Floyd was looking really smooth and good. I am stoked to see him back out training, and can't wait to see him race this next season. The bad news for the big teams in the country is that, if they hope to win any stage races this year they better sign some better racers. I can tell you right now Floyd is going to destroy people next year domestically. I would pick him to win just about any stage race in the country. Time to really start training.

Monday, November 3, 2008

It's on for next season



Now that the team has been decided on, it's time to get to work on the fitness. So what team is it you ask? Liquid Cycling. Yes I will race with the water boys next season. The team is really shaping up nicely for next season, and even if we only hit half of the big races we are looking at I will be a happy Travis. That reminds me, I need to renew my license, and give them my new team's name. I would hate to see all those valuable point (of which there are none), go to teh wrong club.

Speaking of the old club, the year end banquet is this coming weekend. One more apperance to make, and then I will be done with the ShoAir kids for while. I know I won't be racing pro1 forever, so I will keep those contacts strong, as some day (prob sooner rather than later) I will be out there battling it out as an old man. I know I have at least 2 more season of pro1 in me, but after that I will be ready to race shorter distances and not go AS fast. That is not to say that the old men aren't really fast, but they are fast over a shorter distance, which is nice some times. At the end of the day all of those guys are good people and I would be stoked to race with them again in the future. Having said that I fully plan on drilling it a little bit harder every time I see them in a p12 event.

What else is happening? Not too much. Halloween has come and gone without too much to derail my winter time efforts, but Halloween is just the start. Next is a bday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and then the my personal hell of winter time, the trade shows. The shows themselves aren't bad, it's the timing. I am right in the middle of pushing my winter training to get ready for the start of the season, and BAM there is a two week cluster F of travel and work and time off the bike. The goal this season is to hit a peak a little later, so I won't stress on that time too much, and be ready for the built in break from the bike.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Off Season has been busy



So far the off season has been chalk full of cycling related stuff. I was hoping to be as relaxed as the guy in the picture at this point in the year. Working, and sleeping in between easy rides and some core work stuff, but instead I am busy trying to get my slow ass on a new team. The good news is I have narrowed it down to a couple of new scenarios. One will have me doing a lot more traveling and racing in the USA Crit Series events as well as NRC stage races, one will have me doing west coast NRC stage races and maybe some superweek, and one will have me babysitting newbies and doing local stuff. Let's all hope one of the first two teams comes through with a spot. If I have to race nothing but local stuff next year I may swerve into on coming traffic and take myself out. Alright maybe not that gnarly, but I won't be dodging any car doors opening in front of me. I will take the pain and the insurance check and call it a season.

On a happier note the French Federation is now going back and doing supplemental tests on the riders from this years Tour. They are going back and retesting samples and looking for CERA. They are finding it too. This is good. At least the riders know they can't use CERA now. Time to move on to the next wonder drug and hope WADA doesn't have a test for that yet. Thanks for trying to ruin the sport, dopers. I hope the next wonder drug these guy's find had a side effect of making their junk shrivel up and fall off.

Since it is Rocktober I have started winter training. It's not going well. This time of year is muscle building. On and off the bike. It's amazing how much muscle you loose over the course of a season when you stop doing certain excersises. It's getting better and the wattage is going up, but I still feel like a complete whimp on the bike right now.

Hopefully by the next time I write on here I will know what team I am going to be on. If not, I guess it will be a plain black kit and a solo mission next season.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Are you kidding me?!?!?!

I got an email last week from the President of my former club (yes FORMER), asking me and the other two members of the executive board if we could meet on Monday night. Sure, no problem. I was expecting to hear that my budget was going to be cut, but instead they cut the elite team entirely. They bowed to the preasure of a sponsor, and decided to put all their eggs in a master's team basket. I have no problem with that, even though I think you get very little if anything out of a master's team.

No, the only thing that really pissed me off was the timing. IT'S OCTOBER!!!! Do they have any idea how difficult it is to find a team in October, especially a good team? I am screwed. I made a few calls and got the guys who could race masters' on the new masters squad. The rest of us are screwed right now though. So now it's time to get the resume together, and try and find that magic fit on another team. A number of people called and talked to me about forming a new team, and that is possible, but I would prefer to join a team that already exists.

I am sure there will be more on this later in the off-season. Last thing: When you go to SoCalcycling.com on Monday morning after San Dimas (or any race for that matter) who do you see on the home page? The winner of the men's pro race, not the winner of the master's 35+. Good thinking guys.

Monday, September 29, 2008

It's Training Time

Today marks the day when training starts for next season. WTF!?!?!?! Really? Already? Yes.

Mid-August until yesterday was a lot of fun. Lots of surfing a little mountian biking (more on that in a moment) and very little road biking. So now it's time to start training for next season. That may sound really gnarly, but it's not. It just means starting to ride the bike again with some regularity. Rocktober will consist of pushing a HUGE gear all month, in an effort to build muscle and lay a base for next season. The entire month will be nothing but a really long base workout, which won't be too difficult. At least that's what I think. I think that every Rocktober, and then I get out there and realize, I am a whimpy little sissy, who can't turn a big gear any more. This last weekends race might have helped kick-start me though. That's right RACE.

I did it, I went to the dark side, I raced my first mountain bike race. I had a small clue of what to expect, but just a small clue. Friends and clubmates had given me some ideas of how it would go down. One things for sure, I am not in any form to be racing right now. Having said that you throw a cat.1 roadie out with the sport class mtn bikers and there won't be too much competition. Before the race one of my closest friends was there with a friend of his. Sean was racing Expert, and his buddy (Ryan) was racing in my group (sport 35-39). Having never done a mtn bike race before, the highest level I was allowed to race was sport (= cat.4 I guess). So we start off by going 100m and then a sharp left and then straight up. I was 4th going into the first descent (not my strong point). Out onto the paved climb and now I am 2nd in my group, which contained 3 different age classes. So I was in first place for my class, and sitting second in our group. The group thing doesn't matter, but none the less I like to know I am beating everyone. Lap 2 and Ryan is still there. I back it off a hair to leave a little for the end. I put Ryan in front of me to pace for a while. Once through the s/f I take over the lead and slam it on every climb. By the time I got to the finishing climb (4.5 miles into the 5 mile long course) I was up by a minute. I cruised to the finish having won my race, and beaten everyone who was in the group I started with. Ryan was next in, then third was 6 minutes back. I guess that's a lot as they made a big fuss about it at the poduim. All in all a fun race, but it confirms what I already thought, I like the road better. I will leave the dirt to the other guys.

So now its time to get to work on the road. The goal for next season will be to help a few of our guys get their cat.1 status early on, and for me to try and get some GC results at stage races. Not an easy thing to do, but it's something to strive for. I have a meeting with the team big wigs tonight, and after that we will get bikes, and clothes and all that good stuff ordered up. Looking forward to next season. It was good to get that mtn bike race in though. I was already feeling that itch to race. That will hold me over until Roger's Cup. By Feb. I will be frothing to get out and race for real.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Rest time is almost over

The work travel is done for a while, and that's a good thing. If I had to do one more trade show, I would have to go to detox before returning to my office. Having said that, I got a disturbing email this morning. I sat down at my computer, and there it was, looking back at me, with a menacing snarl. The invite to the Vegas Crit. Not sure how I pulled this one off, but it happened. The first thought to go through my head was, HELL NO!!! And as I type this, I am on the phone seeing if I can get my sponsor to pay for hotel. What is wrong with me? Time to call the wife and see if she wants to do a weekend in Vegas.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Ok, It's really over now



Now it's over. I prematurely called the road season done a week or so ago, but there was one more Eldo to go. I showed up for this last "race" hopeing to stay upright and collect my free Mexican dinner afterward courtesy of CBR. The race was its usual boring event, same as all the rest this season. There are just enough guys out there to chase, but those same guys are not strong enough to get in a break. Defensive racing sucks. So I stayed true to my word and didn't let the competitive juices over-power my brain, and I sat on the back in the safety zone. Also true to my word, which was to be on the back or off the front all night, I went to the front and tried my hand at a few attacks. Got some daylight on one of them, but the two Fred's with me were cooked from sitting on my wheel and couldn't pull threw. Thanks guys.

Once back in the group I found my way to the lantern rouge position, and readied myself for a nice easy spin to the finish. Tommy was in the running for 2nd place overall so he pulls up next to me and asks me if I have anything left. Do I have anything left? Let's see I have launched two boring attacks that went no where, and the rest of the time I was tacked on to the very back of the group, yeah I think there is some gas in the tank still, what do you need? Time for a lead-out. I moved my way up to about the 15th or so position and settled in for the last 2 laps. The front guys didn't understand how a last lap is supposed to work and started to slow and bunch. Some yelling from me got them sorted out and we were rolling again. I talked the front 4 or 5 through the last half lap, then with about 600m to go I took over. At that point we were at about 30mph...way to slow. I came through and picked it up. Not to quick to gap guys though. I gave a look and we were back to single file at about 32. Then I picked it up some more, then some more, then I hit the final turn at 35 and holding. Out of the turn, and out of the saddle for one last kick and then I pulled off. No one came through. They were in their drops and sprinting and still not coming around. Pathetic. Turns out the lead-out was a little to fast for some and guys opened huge gaps. Oh well. My boys were not in position (nice work a-holes), so they only managed to crack the top5 by sheer determination.

The season was over. Done. Time to relax, have a beer, and a burriot. Only thing is CBR "forgot their checkbook" and there would be no free food. That was the only reason I came up for the last one. Damn it. I had dinner with Drama, Bones and Pops anyway. Time to start thinking about next year. Lots of guys calling to get on the team, but not too many that I want. At this point there are only a few guys I would take on, and the rest I would pass on and ride with 6 next season.

I am looking forward to NOT riding my road bike for a while too. I have been out on the mountain bike a lot the last 2 weeks, and that has been fun. I am going to do a mountain bike race at the end of September in Santa Barbara, which should be a blast. I have never done one of these races before, so it should be interesting.

So what does winter hold in store for me, not a lot. Training, some Como St. rides, some travel, and maybe some time on the snow (Mammoth). I'll keep you posted.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I don't want to CRASH!!!

The season is over....except for a few mid-week crits. There is money for the overall points leaders, of which I am not one, but a few teammates are. The races are competative and can be pretty fast. There are always about 70 or so, and it is a 1-3 race. This time of year is when we get the 4's who have just upgraded and sometimes they get in a bit over their heads especially near the front, so I made sure they knew their place early on. Plus, as I stated earlier, I am not in the points race, as I use this race as a training tool, not a "real" race.
Most Tuesday's out there I do intervals basically by attacking over and over. This week was no different. I attacked and attacked. I used to think it was the older "masters" out there that caused the race to be so defensive, and they are certainly part of that racing strategy. They race so they can win, and for them that means a group sprint and defensive racing. But it's not JUST them as I used to think. It's the 3's. They don't have the engine to go in a break and hold it, but 6 of them can chase for a period of time and not let the break get away. Throw one or two of those 3s in the break of 6 and you have a recipe for a bunch sprint.
On my second attack I had two good cat.2 riders on my wheel. Yet when I pulled off at 33mph, they couldn't comne through. THEN WHY DID YOU GO IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?!?!? DAMN IT!!! Same old story as the rest of the year out there, attack, get brought back, attack again.....field sprint.
So we get down to 1 to go, and for some reason things got really aggressive. Guys were slamming into each other like it was a NASCAR race. I saw one guy stuff himself into a tiny little hole 20 guys back. Why? It didn't help him at all, all he did was make a dangerous move. I crashed on Aug. 29, 2006 out there, really hard. We were at about 30mph and some idiot in front of me overlapped and went down, taking 20 or so others with him. I suffered a broken hand and some really gnarly road rash (but the bike was fine). It really put a dent in my winter training and I started the season way out of optimal shape. As we hit 1/2 a lap to go this week I was getting banged around something fierce, which wouldn't faze me usually, but then I remembered, there was no money and no points for me on the line, so I sat up and went to the back. If that was a weekend race for money, I am hitting right back and holding my spot, but out there on a Tuesday....No thanks. I have one more of these races to go, and then I am truley done racing road until Boulevard in Feb. 09.

I did get on the dirt yesterday for a mountain bike ride. That was a blast. Haven't ridden dirt in a long time (8 months or so). Climbing wise I was good, but coming down was not so good. I was all over the trails, and my cornering sucked something fierce. I will ride some more dirt over the next month or so, and the cornering will come back.

So, one more mid-week to go and lots of surfing and mountain bike riding over the next 6 weeks. Should be a fun break before winter training begins. Not looking forward to those training blocks of intervals at all.

Monday, August 11, 2008

The Fat Lady Has Sung



It's over. My season has finally ended, and not a race too soon. My right leg is screwed up, not to mention I am just plain tired. The season started with Boulevard on Feb. 3 and has not stopped. All told more than 50 race days in the legs, and for a guy with a job, that is a lot. Riding my bike is not my job, just fun, so to get that many race days in the legs is really good. Some good results this season too. I got on 4 podiums and won a great road race in NorCal. To win a road race was a major goal of mine this season. I can check that one off. I did lay a giant terd at SDSR, and that annoys me, but you can't be good at every race.

There are still a few El Dorado crits left I will do, but that is a pretty brainless activity. I don't plan on getting hurt at this point in the season because some Fred who is new to our ranks decides he is the biggest and baddest, and crashes half of the field out at 30+mph. It happened to me a few years ago, and it isn't going to happen again.

Yesterday was Nationals. I am no expert, but I am pretty sure I should have trained for that. The last time I did a 100 mile race was the beginning of June. So the legs were not quite prepared for a race that fast and that long (120 miles). The Strawberries brought about 37 guys to the race including about 4 of the top 5 picks to win it all. We went really fast and I got popped at the half way mark. Not too surprising really. I hung out in the feed and watched some racing. It was really fun to actually watch racing again. The break went but it was too big, and the attacks from that group started on lap 4. Two Strawberries and Thurlow finally got away, and the berries played Thurlow pretty well and took first and second. Well done to them. They had a great day and rode the race perfectly. Congratulations to them, now go back to NorCal and leave us to our Industrial Park Crits.

So here are some random things that happened this season that made it really interesting:

- Saw a guy crash in a feedzone, by himself, no one around him for a 10m diameter. Tried to put a bottle away and hit a bottle on the ground and crashed. Lift your head up in the feedzone pal.

- Missed the winning break at SDSR. Thought I had a man in the break. I suck.

- Got dropped badly at Redlands. That was a bad day.

- Saw a guy slide out next to me in the last turn at Manhattan, almost in slow motion, but I stayed up and got 6th.

- Upgraded to a cat.1 (nice)

- Finished Boulevard and I wasn't dead last.

- There are WAY TOO MANY pros living in SoCal now. They all need to move back to Boulder.

- There are a lot of really gorgeous female bike racers now. Both pro and amateur. It's a good thing.

- Speaking of women, saw a woman crash in a sprint, by herself, by simply throwing her bike side to side too hard.

It's time to get in the ocean and surf a little more, and hit the mountain bike a little more too.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

It's almost over, yet....


(Tommy on the ground with me riding up to him as Nick runs to help)

The season is almost over, only one BIG race left for me, and many other racers, yet we still find a ways to crash. For the most part this season has been pretty safe, and I think that is due to some really fast racing. The faster we go the safer it is, usually. At some point you just can't go any faster through conrners and be safe (ask Fast Freddy about Elk Grove and the Kelly Benefites team). So this past Sunday we lined up for the last CBR Bar Series event. CBR really took it on the chin this season, so no money for the day's placings was not a big deal, and they only gave out money for the CBR BAR Series finale. Chris and Vera are great and I was really happy to hear they will be back for another year in 2009.

We started off with about 60 guys (and a few ladies) and I am sure only 30 or less finished. We shed people from the start, until finally, with about 5 or 6 laps to go, the split happened. About 14 or 15 guys scampered off the front and esentially it made for two groups of about 15 or so on the road. Tommy was in the lead group trying to protect his 2nd place overall. All he had to do was finish in the top 18, which meant just cruise across the line in the group he was in. But sprinters will be sprinters. Meanwhile back in my group, I was having a talk with some friends about the season and this coming weekend. I came out of tunr 4 (the last turn) and noticed one guy laying the gutter from another team. Then I noticed another guy in the middle of the road about 150m from the finish. Upon closer inspection it was Tommy. That's right, for those of you who are a little slow on the math, let me help you crunch these numbers. There were two crashes in the last 400m in one of the last races of the season, and there were only 15 guys in the group. Even less by the time Tommy cased it.
So the smart thing to do would be to sit up and keep yourself safe (no one was going to beat that Italian Olympic track sprinter anyway (yes there were two Italian National Track guys out there preparing for the Olympics)) and maintain your 2nd, and he couldn't jump over the current 1st place rider. Nope he decides to sprint. Details of what happened are sketchy but it appears he may have tangled wheels with an SDBC rider in front of him. As much as it pains me to say it, it is most likely his fault (Tommy's) that he fell. It is the responsabililty of the rider to watch the guy in front of him. If the SDBC guy came off his line that is a different story, but from the series of pictures it doesn't look like he did. Just one of those sprinting screw-ups that happen some times. Not unlike that of our good friend Eric Barlevev's crash AFTER the line in Harlem.

Tommy was OK, just lost a lot of skin. I encouraged him to end his season right then and there, but he insists of racing this Satruday. I won't be racing with him. Instead I will be going on a warm-up ride and getting ready for Sunday. Sunday will be the 189K National Elite RR Championships. As luck would have it the race is about 10 miles from my house this year, so I will be racing. Not sure if I will be finishing, but I will line up. It may not be the most ideal course for Nationals, but I can tell you right now, it will not be easy. The climb up Jamboree is going to be rough, and the race will blow apart on Portola in the wind. It's going to be a tough one for sure. That will most likely be the end of my season....on the road. I plan on racing a few mountain bike races for shits and giggles. The Club is close with another team in the points title, so if I can jump in a race or two and get them some points I will.

Hopefully the next time I write something on here I am the new National RR Champ, or at least I can say I finished.

Monday, July 28, 2008

What Happened????? (part deux)



I like to use pictures as metaphors. Let's take this picture above/to the left and break it down as it relates to the HORRID weekend I had on the bike.

Take a look at the picture. Study it. What is the first thing you notice? The size of the wave? That represents the field at the San Marcos curcuit race. It was a big field for that race. Usually it is a pretty small field and usually it is 175 degrees out there. It wasn't hot this year, but the wind was blowing pretty good. That wind in San Marcos is represented by the wind blowing this wave face up and holding it open. If you haven't surfed before wind blowing up the face of a wave makes the wave stand up taller and when it does finally break it makes the wave hollower and break with more power. This wave is going to absolutely detonate soon as you can see. We will get to that in a minute. Just remember to keep that thought in the back of your mind as you read on. Like I said the field started with about 70 or so racers, and there were some top names out there including Kyle Gritters, Rory Sutherland, and Neil Shirley to name a few. To make matters worse, they all had teammates with them. Right from the start this was not looking to be another typical race at San Marcos. We started fast (as did the surfer in the picture) and we never slowed down until the end or when we hit the metaphorical wall. In my case it was the end of the race, for some teammates it was the wall. The race started early with attacks. The greatest part was I felt like complete poop for the first 30 minutes or so. Then I felt a little better, but by then the break was gone, the peleton was shrinking every time we hit the climb and the wind seemed to be blowing harder every lap. I was not having fun.
Back to the picture. Even if you don't surf you can clearly see this guy is about to have a really bad day. He has buried the entire nose of his board at the bottom of the wave as he was attempting to drop in. Some of you who do surf know without a doubt know which this wave is. If you don't I will tell you. It is the imfamous Pipeline on the North Shore of Oahu. Most everyone knows of or has heard of Pipe and let me tell you the wave is scary and mean and, there is only about 4 feet of water under that guy. Like I said he is about to have a very bad day. His eminate trip onto the reef is mirrored by me on the bike when the break got up the road and then we started to chase only to have the entire race fall apart and never come back together. I ended up suffering like a dog for a while longer until I finally started to feel better near the end, and that was only because we had slowed down in what they were calling the "peleton". What they should have called it was the gruppeto. We were slow and sad.
In the end I tried a Hell Mary on the last lap only to get caught at the base of the short climb. I sat up and cruised on home, safe and without much to celebrate, much like our surfer in the picture above. Our hero on the surfboard, I am happy to report, was also OK. He got lucky and didn't hit the reef (or the pavement in my case), and came away with a better understanding of Pipeline (or racing with the big boys for me).

Only a few weeks left in my season. Some guys tried talking me into racing in San Fransisco to quailfy for Vegas, but I am going to be on the East Coast that same weekend, which was a relief to me. I am cooked right now and it is taking all my motivation to suit up for these last 3 weeks of racing.
Until next week.

Monday, July 21, 2008

So Much Stuff

Too much stuff has been going on since my last post. We'll go through this chronologically for everyone.

July 12- Aliso Viejo GP of Cycling;
Got there to set up and as luck would have it our police escort for road closures was late. BY 30 MINUTES!!! The day was starting off badly. We got the roads closed, but they would not give the OK to start the 5's. We were 10 minutes late getting started. Not the end of the world, but once we were underway it was game on. We got the bugs worked out by the second race, and by the time the men's pro started it had already been a great day, and the Sheriff and Mayor were already talking about how to make the 2nd Annual even better. They will have to do that without me. No way I am going through all that again. Can't do it. The race was good though, and everyone seemed to really enjoy the course. We may have to sell the event to someone for them to run.

July 13- Long Beach crit:
I got guilted into racing this stupid crit. After being on my feet for 14 hours on Saturday putting on a race, there was no way I was going to be good at this race. Too many hammerheads showed up as well. Still they said go and I did. Three damn laps into and I am in a break with about 13 other guys. Too many, and I knew it. The wind was blowing really hard, so the pros put us in the gutter with no where to hide and hit it at about 30mph. Thanks guys. The big group slowly shrunk until I was the last to get popped. Once back in the peleton the break was not pulling away. My solution? Ride fast tempo and bring them back. Other teams decided they could bridge a guy over. Jackasses. Finally the break was gone and I got in the second break of the day. About 6 of us, and we were working well together. The break lapped what was left of the field and soon caught us. No problem, right? I'll just sit in the last few laps and wait for the sprint. Nope. Back in the gutter, back to 30+mph now. Guys were gapping like mad, and one too many times I had to close it up. I pulled out about two laps AFTER my legs decided it was time to pull out. I was cooked. Only 19 or so guys finished a perfectly flat crit. Amazing.

Eldo- Same old story, only slower this time. We cruised. I think everyone was tired from the weekend. Either way it was boring as hell. I launched a few attacks, but they were brought back. I did some lead out on the last lap, then sat up and took it easy thru the line. The lead out was good though, and we put Charon in first and Tommy in second. Good night.

July 20th- SLO:
This is a great course. All on the streets of downtown San Luis Obispo. From the s/f we take two quick turns as we start a slight rise up to the Mission. We pass on a brick walk way in front of/thru the mission and back onto the city streets. It's a bit tight and sketchy but fun. A few more quick turns and a long slightly downhill finishing stretch. Some big boys were there for this race. Tony Cruz, Neil Shirley, a gaggle of Strawberry's, Successfulliving.com, Dan Halloway....you get the idea, it was fast. I felt good, and let the early attacks run their course. Once I felt the field was getting tired I attacked. One strawberry went with. No doing. It was apparent a bunch sprint was in my immediate future. Considering the pedigree of the field I was not a favorite in anyone's book. Still I had OK position until an ass hat from Swami's over cooked turns 1 and 2 and crashed. I slammed brakes got through and had to chase back on. Out of position and contention my day was over. I did win $50 in a prime, so at least I got dinner paid for. Either way it was a lot of fun. The racing was a side bar any way. I was up there to relax with the family and have some fun. Mission accomplished.

The season is winding down fast. Only a handfull of races left. Have to get one more win this season and all my goals will be complete.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

There are some dumb people out there



There are a lot of really stupid people out there. A racer in a master's race this past weekend is one of them. Not in contention for the win this crusty old racer fell off the back of the group on the last lap. Whether it was to answer his cell phone or whether he was able to answer because he got dropped on the last lap is unclear. The one thing that is clear is that he finished the last lap, crossed the line, hence finishing the race all while talking on his CELL PHONE!!!! Are you kidding me? Most of the racers I see have a hard enough time talking to orther racers two feet away from them during a race, much less a cell phone conversation.
It is a sad day in US racing when a race official has to remind the following races they are not allowed to talk on their phone during a race.

Either way the racing over the weekend and on Tuesday were crap for me, and not that great for the team either. This weekend is my teams race and it is going to be AWESOME!!! We are going to have a special cell phone race, where the racers have to talk on their cell phones the entire time.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

One of these things is not like the others.....

This weekend was fast, and fun. Not crazy fast, but pretty quick. My form is good again, and after a leisurely ride on Monday I felt good as I headed off to Eldo for the Tuesday night showdown. One thing to remember, Sunday was a major NRC event. Every pro team had their A-Team there and apparently some of them decided to stick around for a few days and get some training in around sunny SoCal. Back to Tuesday evening.

I roll in very early and get an hour+ worth of laps in. As I entered the parking lot one thing made itself very apparent to me...this was not going to be a typical Eldo night. Let's do a quick run down of some of the suspects perusing the parking lot. Strickler (mulitple National Championships and all around hammer head), Ryan Barrett (former NetZero Hero, current UT resident, and all around hammer head), Rahsaan Bahati (Rock Racing powerhouse sprinter, winner of MBGP), John Cantwell (Jittery Joe fast man), and some guy name Tony Cruz (not sure what his deal is). Add in the usual fast guys and you can see where this is headed. Lap 1, turn 1, off goes Barrett. Tommy was in the 7 man group so I was sitting in. I knew it wasn't going anywhere, as it only had Barrett in there of all the really strong boys.

It came back (told you), and then it was attack, go fast, attack, go faster, attack, go fast. Notice the absence of the term "caught and slowed down"? That's because we didn't do that. We caught and kept on trucking which meant the guys who were firing off bullets weren't getting very far when they did, and were back in the group rather quickly. I found this Tony fellow moving up and decided he looked like a good wheel to sit on. WRONG!!! We proceeded to the front where he decided the pace was a bit too slow for his liking and upped the speed to about 33. Arm flick, and it was my turn to pull through. I did, and when I looked back it was near detonation. So both Tony and I slipped back a ways, recouped and as luck would have it (I can boast I new it was coming) Tony did it again. Hoping for a complete denoation this time I pulled through again and sure enough, KA-BOOM!!!! Guys were popping and gapping all over the place. We kept rolling much to my shagrin. A quick look around and we had about 7. Me, all the above mentioned fast men, plus Nate, and a few others. Soon the few others were gone, and to my surprise Nate went bye-bye as well. At this point I would invite you to re-read the title of this post. I'll give you a minute......done? Good. Now please look at the picture below.



Which one of these is not like the others? I will give you a hint.....IT'S ME!!! After 3 laps with these maniacs, I was very surprised to see a group of 15 or so catch us. The peleton was now completely over it and about a half hour behind us. The good news was I had Tommy and Kirk in the group now. My legs were toast, and I told Tommy we should make sure the pace stayed high to ward off any future attacks. No doing. He said they pacelined like crazy men (the entire group) just to catch us. Then asked what the hell we were doing up there, and how were we going that fast? Beats me, I was cross eyed almost the entire time.

It came down to a sprint and I got stuck on the front with 1k to go. The group surged I tried to get a good spot, but my legs were done, so I left it to the others, and as luck would have it Tommy got 2nd.

Interesting facts from Eldo:
1. Average speed was 28.9 mph
1. We put 3 guys in the top 15 out of the break
1. No one carshed (huge plus when we are that tired)
1. Bahati tried for a solo victory only to come up a 1/2 lap short

4th of July festivities this weekend. Don't blow any of your fingers off with fire crackers.

Monday, June 30, 2008

MBGP

What a weekend. First let's get the Green Trolley out of the way. The course is a 3 corner and a sweeper, with a short steep hill before the long drag to the s/f. Good course, and we (cat.2's) had our own race. So about 50 of us lined up and off we went. Bones and I were the only two down there, and we were agressive. That was great, up until the point where the only move that stuck was one we were in. DAMN IT!!!! NOT AGAIN!!! I got in the first chase group, and ended up 7th across the line having never caught the 5 man break. Opportunity...lost.

That was Saturday, but Sunday was the big prize. The Manhattan Beach Grand Prix. It is a 1.3 mile "hotdog" shaped course. There are 4 turns, but in reality it is 2. You do a 180 at the top and a wider, fast 180 at the bottom. The bottom turn is a fast scary turn, and the last lap is always very stressfull heading into it, but I am getting ahead of myself.

We started with a 5 man team and we were looking good. We scooped up 6 of the ten primes during the race. I got two of them, including a $180 LAS helmet, which can now be found on a very popular website called ebay. Thanks MBGP. About the half way mark some terd from a team in LA who will remain nameless (it ryhms with melons and is also a woman's name) did his best impression of a cat.5 and tacoed himself into the inside curb for no reason at all. This guy has done a total of about 15 pro12 races and never the MBGP as a 2, so he thought he was the poop out there. Throwing elbows, moving around the front like a f&*king patron, until he decided to tangle wheels with another racers and send himself flailing into the curb. Ever seen a grown man's spine bend 90 degrees the wrong way before? It's not pretty. He was carted out in the meat wagon. See you next year, bud. The fun times didn't end there. On the last lap, in the top corner, I was hopelessly boxed in, and yelling at a teammate to get us out. Just then fate smiled down upon us, and crashed four more overzealous racers. That opened a hole and out we shot. Just then, fate smiled once more, and gave me another teammate. Joy of all joy's a free ride to the front. As we started down (yes the approach to the last HAIRPIN TURN is downhill) I bumped my way into 6th wheel, a good spot, but not great. Lady luck is a fickle bitch and all the good luck I had at the top ran out in the final corner. Another slightly overzealous racer decided the fastest way through the final turn was at warp speed on the outside. As a knowledgable cyclist I knew that was not the best of options unless your ultimate goal was to find yourself sprawled out across the pavement leaving bike parts and body parts strewn about as you slide to a stop on the other side of the corner. That is what this moron did. The bad news was, he swerved just as he was about to experience what it feels like to aquire road rash. He swirve was directed under my bike. A quick tap of the breaks and slight adjustment on my part assured me that I was not going to topple over, however, in an effort to keep myself physically well I opened a gap of about 10m to the leaders. Two other guys got past on the inside. Not to worry I passed them and one more for 6th place. All in all a fairly productive MBGP, but not thre result I was dreaming of. It would have been nice to get the win for the boys, but alas it was not meant to be. Drama managed to get my wheel as we headed into the final turn, and he was the unlicky recipient of a trip into the barriers on the far side of the turn thanks to our friend on the ground. No skin lost, just a broken bike. I would prefer to loose some skin rather than break the bike, but that is just me.
That may be it for me and my dreams of being on the podium any more at MBGP (I podiumed there as a 4 and a 3). I am a mere 7 points from being a 1, and there is no chance in hell I am podium material in the pro-1 race. Therefor I bid a fond farwell to my podium days at MBGP, I will miss you. That is until I hang up the fast wheels for some old timer wheels and race with the masters. They won't know what hit them.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Bad Luck?

Bike racing is tough. Not just pysichally, but mentally. It down right sucks some times. Saturday was 100+ degrees in the shade, and 80 minutes of hammering up and down a tough 2 mile course. Lap one, turn one.....ATTACK. Who cares, right? There are always early attacks, but they always get nailed back after a lap at most. Except this one. Seven strong biys got up the road. I thought for sure the race was over, as they got out of sight. Then one by one they started to come off. First was a BearClaw guy. No surprise there. Then a Swami's guy, again no surprise. Then we had the group in our sights again, and slowly clawed them back. Now with 15 minutes left, we were together for the first time since the first lap. Then, as we hit mid way up the hill, BAM!!! My chain dropped. A flurry of explatives left my face, and as I struggled to get my bike back in some semblance of working order, I watched as they throttled it over the top and out of sight. Day over.
I wasn't planning on racing on Sunday, but with the Satruday catastrophe still fresh in my mind, I decided a revenge/redemption race was called for.
Sunday was cooler, only 91 at the start. Lap 1, turn 1, I attacked. Three laps solo, and nothing to show for it. That will teach me. If I had got 3-5 guys to go with we could have gotten somewhere. Instead Rock wouldn't work with 5 Star and vice versa, so it was a bunch sprint. Great. My favorite. I was in the wrong spot headed into the last turn which is a downhill 30+ mph hairpin. Perfect for a State Crit Champ course. I wasn't going to be able to get position for a sprint, and I didn't want to crash and die where I was currently sitting so I sat up and let a few people past. Good thing I did, as about 15-18 guys hit the deck out of the last turn. Even though I was not in the crash, and had time to get to the side, I still almost got taken out by a dazed and confused you lad, who HAD hit the ground, gotten back up and thought he still had a shot. Good thinking rookie.

MBGP!!! Sweet. Love this race. It is a great course for me. Hopefully the team handles the race well, and we get the win. If not I am going to seriously have to consider a team switch next season.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

It's Comig Back



Tuesday nights is Eldo nights. A mid-week crit series. It's a "training" race, but it goes fast and there is money on the line, so it is more like a real race than most think. "Training" race or not, it's good times and good competition. Without Eldo I would have about 35-40 race days in my legs each season, with Eldo that number jumps to 60-65. Kick ass.

This week was a good race. It started with a first lap dig. I had a few dreamers with me and after only a few laps I realized we were doomed. They didn't even know which side to peel off to. A guy would do a pull and then come off and put me in the wind. Well done dreamer. Back in the group and I was a little bored. I was standing up looking around, and for some reason making fart noises with my mouth. There are a few women who jump in with us each week, and hold on for dear life. It's great, because what doesn't kill them makes them stronger. One was next to me during my little tiraid and gave me a dirty look. That made me laugh, and then want to put the hurt on her. So I got a dude from Rock I know and we went to the front and put everyone in single file mode for a little while. That will teach her to give me dirty looks. Later I was feeling a bit frisky so I went back up and poked around near the front. We were hitting it pretty good at about 28 or so. Then a few guys ramped it up to the 30 mark. I thought this was a good time to see who would crack first so I took my pull and slowly took us to 34. When I peeled off half a lap later there was only 4 guys with me. Sweet. Rest, recover, and slam it again. Now we are down to just two of us. We got the two to go sign next and drove it home. We didn't have a big gap so I let myself be the sacrafcial lamb and did the final lead out. I came home second and felt pretty good with that effort. There were a few strong boys in the group who choose not to chase because it was me up the road. To those guys I say thanks, and SUCKERS. You guys are good people so don't believe the other stuff you hear about yourselves.

SUMMER IS HERE. It is in teh 90s today and expected to be around 100 on Saturday in La Mirada. Nice. I can race in the heat, just not very well. You know what they say....fake it until you make it. That's what I will be doing. Pray for legs.

Monday, June 16, 2008

That Sucked



We had a collective team BONK this weekend. Holy poop we sucked. I am not sure what is wrong with us, and maybe I am jsut over thinking it, but it has been weeks since we (especially me) have had a good race. Time to get back to basics, and start attacking like mad.

It's now mid-June and normally I would be getting pretty pumped for the TdF, but I am not feeling it this year. Two of the top 3 from last year aren't going to be there, which means whoever wins this year will not have to race against the best stage racing team in the world, Astana. Fair or not, it surely casts an ominous shadow over this years, trek around France (no bike pun intended).

Other cool news, the SoCal kids keep racing well in the domestic front. Young Eric Barlevev, now of Time Pro Team, got his sprint up and going in Harlem yesterday to out-kick Rahsaan and Freddy (amoung others) for the win, only to crash after the line in dramatic fashion. There was a "bike messenger" race as well, so teh question is, did the NYC Bike Snob show up and race or just show up to make fun of the racers? Either way, I am sure it will make for interesting reading on his blog.

Summer is almost here (officially only a few days away), therefore it is time to embrace the higher temps at races and be ready to suffer just that little bit extra.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Coming Back

Last night was a good night. Raced Eldo and had a lot of fun. It wasn't too fast, but I only launched one attack all night, instead of my usual 5 or 6. No, last night I say on Drama and yelled at him to chase and attack all night. I was trying to get him to start racing like a real racer and not pack foder. It worked. He was toast by the end of the night, but I was yelling at him to sprint so he did. He got 4th. I started my sprint from about 25th and got up into about 10th or so. With about 50 more meters I would have been top 5 for sure. For the first time this season I was over 40mph in a sprint. That is pretty damn good, especially out at Eldo.

I think it's about time for me to start racing hard again, and get some more wins. The form is coming back, the legs feel good, and the weather is turning in my favor (hot).
Tons of good races coming up. La Mirada, Manhattan Beach, San Marcos, Aliso Viejo, SLO, Downers. I am not sure about Downers yet. I will have to talk to the guys and see who is heading back and then make up my mind.

Some good things that happened last night:

- I sprinted well
- Drama rode on the front (HOLY SHIT!!!!)
- No crashes
- Drama rode hard enough that he threw up after the race. That is the sign of a good ride.

Monday, June 9, 2008

SHOCKER!!!!



WOW, did I have some bad legs yesterday. The day started out with a 1.5 hour drive with Drama and Pops to beautiful Chula Vista, CA. What a hell hole. The course was not bad if it weren't for the horrific road conditions. Potholes and bumps every where. At about the 30 minute mark I hit a bump so hard my bars slipped, but I am getting ahead of myself. Back to the beginning.

It was a 90 minute "downtown" Chula Vista, CBR State Crit Championship race, and after watching a few races when we got there, I thought for sure something was going to get away. Luckily for me I am at the end of a hard training cycle, so there was really no way to know how the legs would be until it was time to go. I found out very fast....they were bad. I rode in the middle (which is not like me) for a while to get my legs moving. I finally started to feel OK after the bars slipping, so I went to teh front and followed a couple of moves. They were late moves in what was a really fast race. We started with about 70 and ended with about 30. I am sure the hairpin turn around the center divider at one end of the course had something to do with that.

With 4 to go, I was trying to get to the front to help Pops, but he was lined up behind some fast boys, so all I was going to do was get in his way, and I surely didn't have sprinting legs, so I cruised through in about 18th-20th place. Pops got ruined by some good teamwork from another team, and got 3rd. A good result, but not great. He could have won that thing.

The season is starting to wear on people, and you can see some guys have insane form and some are just counting races until the end. It's only June though so there is a long time to go (June, July and August, even a little September). Time to get ready to race.

Good stuff we saw at Chula Vista:
- Two crashes in the hairpin. One of the crashes saw one La Grunge guy take out his teammate. AWESOME!!!
- More messed up wheels than I care to see in one 90 minute crit.
- A crazy bag lady telling me about how one of her kids went to Berkley and the other son was at Stanford. Yeah, right.
- Drama dropped out of ANOTHER race. WTF?
- 5 Star dismantle two separate races and clean up in the State jersey comp.

Great news. Next weekends race is in San Fernando, and is almost an exact duplicate of the course we just raced. CRAP!!!!

Monday, June 2, 2008

That Was Quick

That was a painful day at the races. Either I THOUGHT I had good legs and didn't or it was as fast as my legs think it was. After last years race (with the alley of death), Dana Point has garnered the reputation of being fast, really fast, and I think yesterday was a fast one. Avegage speed....28.6 mph. The throttle went wide open from the moment they said go.

(Me, George, and Charon hitting turn one early on)

By the 20-25 minute mark I started to feel better, but since it is a very technical course, it was not easy to move up. Once at the front, I heard the bell for a prime and figured I would try my luck. Hoping to take 3-4 guys with me I jumped hard into turn 2. I got a big gap by turn 4 and hit the gas again. No one came with me though. I got the prime and kept rolling. Hoping to stay off the front and get 2 or 3 primes I had my head down and I was going hard. I got caught after only a few laps though.

(end of my time off the front)

As the race dragged on at a rediculous pace, I tried to get away again, this time I had company including Karl B. We went hard, got brought back, and then the counter came. I saw Kayle and Chepe go, and yelled for Pops to get on it. He didn't. Time to go back to work. I tried (in vein) to gather the boys for a chase, but only Cam followed me to the front. We got the break back within closing distance only to see teams block and let it go again. There went 1st-6th. Pops had help with the finish and won the field sprint for 7th. A good result that could have been much better had we paid closer attention to who was going and when.

The nice thing about DP was it was a a beautiful day and a killer course. Plus there were so many good looking women walking around. During warm-up in the Oakley tents it was rather difficult to concentrate at times.I was on rollers (not a big deal) and most of the people walking around had never seen someone on rollers. So there I am on my rollers spinning, and they hot women keep coming up right next to me and asking me questions. It was a little rough. On one hand I like talking to hot women, on the other I was scared to death one of these people would hit my front wheel and send me flying. The form is starting to creep back in, so it's time to capatalize on it and get some wins.

Random facts and observations from DPGP:
- The alley of death is gone, but the hay bails from hell have takent their place, along with a chain link fence on PCH. Not fun.
- Karl B won the 30+ and got 5th in the p12. He is an animal.
- Charon finished a really fast race. There is hope yet.
- My commute home post race: 13 minutes. Sweet.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Giro!!!!!!

I was at a mid-week crit series last night. Fun race, great training, and usually good for a laugh or two. Last night was no different. I took a few fliers, trying (in vein) to get away. At one point I attacked, got a good gap, and when I pulled off to see who was with me, I was unimpressed. I sat there looking at these two douche bags, and thinking to myself, "these two? really? I have to try and ride off the front with them?" Elitist, but I don't care. You know the second you see a guy if he can ride a break to the finish, and these guys couldn't. None the less, I put my head down and did pulls for 2 laps at 30-33mph. Them 26mph. The break didn't stick. Can you believe it? The sprint was another mess all together. Some nights it is OK, but more often than not it is a complete cluster F. Last night was bad. Guys were "sprinting" and not going any faster than the lead out. Cantwell won easily as slow, fat, turtles clogged up the front.
Fast forward to this morning, and the Giro live on Cycling.tv (a great website, by the way). I am watching Team High Road dismantle the top teams in the world in their lead out for Cavendish. They had 5 on the front with 1.5K to go and they are doing 38mph already. They hit the last turn 300m out and Cavendish still had two guys. As they exited the turn the lead guy pulled off. 250m to go now. Greipel is now slamming it toward the finish going silly fast. Cavendish gives a look back and see's no one can come around him or his teammate and gifts the stage to Greipel. Cavendish couuld have easily taken the stage, no doubt about it, but instead gave it to his teammate in a specatacular display of sportsmanship and teammatesmanship (is that a word?). Then I thought about my teammates and how well we have been working together lately, and how much we are learning. It's frustrating on one hand though, as we are not getting as many wins as I had hoped, but I feel it is starting to come together, and I think the second half of the season is going to be good. Glass now half full.


On a seperate note, to file under random shit, yesterday as I was driving down the street I saw a guy walking. No bg deal right? Until he decided to sprint full gas for 100m then shut down the engines back to a slow walk. Awesome.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

What Happened?????



There are some weekends when no matter what you do, nothing good can come of your efforts. That was this weekend. You can count on it. At least once a year, you (and the team) will have a shocker, and bascially get nothing out of a really hard race, but fitness for the next weekend.

Let's run down a time line of yesterday's events, shall we:

Noon- get to the race course in Long Beach. Worst course ever. No scenic qualities what so ever, but they let us race, so it's ok.

1pm- getting ready. Got food, water, team kit...tires aired up.....wait. Problem. Thread showing where I have gone through the tread on my race wheels, and now I get to race on my training wheels. Let the good times start. Not a problem. No 11 today*.
*this turned out to be a problem when Neil Shirley and a teammate decided to do about 34pmh for 3 laps. F*^K!!!

1:45pm- Pre-game pee, and let's meet. Where is everyone? Scattered like feathers in the wind? Perfect.

2pm- Time to start. Oh, there's everyone. "hey guys the plan for today is.....what? We're starting? DAMN IT!!!!"
2:01pm. First attack launched. Brought Back.
replay 2:01 entry over and over again for the next 1 hr 40 min. Now I am tired.

3:40pm (it was a 100K crit, which is actually really fun)- A break of 7 gets some daylight in between themselves and the peleton. Great news, we aren't represented (insert sarcastic look here). Time to chase. Ok team let's line it up. Team? Hello? Oh, good Bones is here. Bones? Hello? He's done. Oh, good Cameron....STOP way to much, relax. Cam's gone. Ahhh George is here, nope guess not.

4:15pm- Break is gone for the day and is about to take spots 1-7. Time to get Tommy some points for the series. Tommy? DAMN IT!!!!!! To the front I go, hoping he finds me. He's on now.

4:16pm- Last turn (turn 280 of 280 that day), We are in 6th and 7th time to go. I punch it....I suck. Not a lot left. Tommy's got a little kick still. Oh watch out for Rahsaan....and he is....11th (4th in field sprint). Not bad. Plus he holds on to the points lead for the series.

4:29pm- riding back to the cars to do post race talk, "Hey Bones, where did you go after those 2-3 pulls you....OOH SHIT. Bones?!?!!?" Bones hits a parking block and falls down. The perfect end to the perfect race.

Hopefully things go better at Dana Point. Even with a shit day, I was still pretty stoked to have raced my bike yesterday, and I can feel my form coming back. I will be back in "Redlands" form soon, then its time to attack.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008



OUCH!!!! One week off the bike (business trip) and my legs go to complete crap. Did about 5.5 hours in the last two days, and neither ride was a good one. Hopefully the legs rebound a little for this weekend. Not too concerned, but none the less I hate to let the team down, when we are riding so well.

So some other notes of interest, I have added a few links on the right to a few sites I think are interesting.
If you get a chance, read some of the NY Bike Snobs stuff. Twisted? Yes. Funny? Also, yes.
Liz Hatch is another one to hit up. She's smart, funny, and not to hard on the eyes.
CBR. The best in local SoCal racing. These guys poor their heart into bike racing, and don't get enough back in my opinion. Give their races a try, you won't be disappointed.

Finally some random thoughts. Le Tour is a matter of weeks from now, and I for one am not all that excited about it. The field will be weak at best, and the problem I see is if they were to invite a certain team that has been excluded, I am not sure it would be a clead race. Contador just rode a 2nd place in a flat TT at the Giro yesterday, with a cracked elbow, and only a week of prep for the Giro. Something doesn't seem right to me. Levi looks good though, and I am convinced he a clean racer, but Alberto I have my concerns about.

Screw Europe, I like racing right here in SoCal. The land of industrial park crits, crashes, and home of the Elite National Road Race Championships this year.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Back on the Bike



What a screwed up couple of weeks I have just had. Let's get the biks stuff out of the way first. The last race I did was the masters 35+ (actual age 34, racing age- 35) as a helper for a teammate who was defending the state rr jersey. So I got up at an un-Godly hour to meet Pops as head up to good old Bakerfield. What a hole. No redeeming qualities visiually what-so-ever. We got to the s/f about 50 minutes before race start time. Got suited up, pinned, and ready to roll. The course was really good. We rolled out and attacks started after about 1/2k. The first 10k at uphill too. Not bad, just 2% but right out of the gates it sucked. A short desecent some flats through a valley and we hit "the climb". The climb was supposed to be a leg breaker. But it wasn't. I didn't even know I was on it for the first 1k. It is about 6k long at about 4%. With a little less than 1k to go I launched an attack. It worked. I took on guy with me and by the top we had a good gap, and by the bottom of the 8K descent we had 45 seconds. Through some valleys and rollers we got back to the s/f where I was hoping to get caught. Not in the cards. Maybe on the 2%. Nope. Maybe on the climb. Nope, we now had 1.55 on the group, with 17 miles to go and a 15mph head wind to contend with. Over the top and down we went in the Valley and rollers. We got within 2k of the finish line when we got caught. I reintergrated, and looked to see if our guy was still in the now tiny peleton. He was, but the chase must have hurt him a little as he had no kick at the end. I sprinted home in 10th, as out best placed finisher, and then got hte hell out of the B-Field.

Monday up at the crack again, and this time off to Cabo for a work conference my office runs down there. Yes I do have a real job. It's just like your job, lots of desk time, meetings, bs and all. But my real job is in the surf industry, where I was brought up. Before re-finding the bike a few years back, I was a hell of a surfer (I like to think i still am), and this industry is where I feel most comfortable. Why you ask? Because instead of a annual conference in Chicago or Denver we go to Cabo, and we have a great time. Some high lights ,or low lights, depending on how you look at them were/are:
-one friend drank pee.
-one friend ate cow poop.
-scored great waves almost every day
-did not drink to eccess and felt great at the end of the week.
-one friend broke his weiner (really).
-got stung by a jelly fish (no biggie, poop happens)
-had my crotch grabbed in one night 7 times....not as good as it sounds.
-saw some great looking women. Surf industry is the best looking industry (sorry bike geeks)

All in all a good week. And since it was Mexico, you know I didn't gain a pound. I was stoked to be home, even though the first 3 hour ride back was a tough one this morning. This weekend is Memorial Day weekend, which means I get a three day weekend and get to race on Monday. Right on. Hopefully my legs bounce back by then and I can finish the race and maybe help out. Until next time.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

It was one of those nights



I get a lot more race days in my legs every season thanks to the fine folks at CBR, and their Tuesday night El Dorado park crit series. I get out for about 20 Eldo's a year, which usually puts me in the 60-70 race days a year range. Points are on offer and the top ten points getter's at the end of summer recieve a nice little check for their efforts. Currently we have the number one slot with Pops, and the number three spot with Drama. Drama was there last night, but not feeling it, which is becoming a problem for everyone, and Pops was off saving kittens from trees or whatever it is he does at that firehouse of his. The second place guy was not in attendance either, so I figured game on. I launched about 6 different attacks last night, and got a gap with two of them, but guys were chasing. Why can't people pay attention and just send one of their own to the front to cover breaks? Anyway, just as I launched my last effort to get away we got three to go. We had a good gap, but without one more strong guy the 4 of us weren't staying away, never the less we continued to push. With one to go we got caught, and I was able to reintergrate near the front. I pushed my way around, and got up to about 13th wheel or so out of the last turn. With that it was time to sprint. Eldo is strange. The last corner is 400m from the line and guys start their sprint from out there. They never hold it though, so it's all about sitting on their wheel until 200m to go. I hit the gas and got pinched off by some slow guys on the right, had to hit brakes, and re-accelerate around them, but still managed to get 6th. Not bad after being off the front for the last 3 laps. Could have gone top 3 without the brake tap.

This weekend is Bakerfield. My legs are coming around, but not enough to think I have a shot at the jersey in the pro12 race. Plus I leave for Cabo on Monday morning, so I will just be doing the masters race on Saturday. Bakerfield is like Cabo without the ocean. It is dirt, weeds, and ugly. The good news is the roads for the race are littered with potholes, cracks, and death ridges. I am sure there will be a number of people hit the deck out there. Hopefully the race goes our way and we can get a jersey out of it. We have a good crew going up for the masters race. Me, Goat, Pops, Johnny Boy, Vogt, and I think one other, but I am not sure.

As my Grandfather used to say....."Close the damn door."

See ya.

Monday, May 5, 2008



Some weekends you have it and some you don't. And then some weekends you are right there and get screwed out of it. I think that accurately describes my race yesterday. There was so much racing going on this weekend, and truth be told I would have much rather raced San Luis Rey yesterday, but Tommy has the lead in the Best All Around Racer (BAR) series, so we all showed up for a crit in Dominguez Hills. Same old course, same old people. CBR runs a top notch race. Always safe, and always fun, but when there is a road race the same day so close, its a bummer I had to miss it for this race.

As expected the field was small, about 50 or so. Things got started early, and I told Tommy to stay on my wheel so he would be in the move when it goes, because I sure as hell would be. Then after a flurry of attacks people got tired of chasing/bridging and we had ourselves a 13 man break. We had some strong men in there so soon we only had 9. The peleton kept the chase up for a while keeping us at 50 seconds for ever. But as the old saying goes, out of sight out of mind, and since then chased and chased and still couldn't see us, they gave up. We lapped them pretty fast after that. Once back in I told the boys to make sure it stays together. We rode well up until the last lap (which is the most important). I got pinched off Tommy's wheel, got behind the only guy to have a mechanical in the last turn and got a pathetic 7th. I was racing for a win against 9 guys, and couldn't bring it home. That is sad. Tommy was the first guy from the peleton across the line so he extended his lead, which was good.

Racing as a team is difficult at times, but we did a good job of it yesterday, right up until that last lap. Oh well. This weekend is the State Road Race Champs, and I won't be there. No shot at it for me anyway. The climb is a little too ling for this fat kid. Maybe next year they will go back to the old course where I will have a shot at it.

I am counting the days right now. May 12 I leave for Cabo for a week (for work). Yeah I know rough life. It's a good mid-season break. Once back we have a flurry of crits. What else would you expect in SoCal? Road Races?

The best part about yesterday was seeing the 4 guys sitting on the back of the break with their mouths open and tounges dragging as we hit the gas. Each one imploded and went backwards and then we would see them on the side of the course 10 minutes later. Pure gold to know you helped put that guys lights out for the day.

Until next time.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Back in the saddle again

It has been a while since I have written anything here, ok almost a year, but I will put some posts up frequently now.

Instead of a long drawn out re-cap of what I have been up to, and what I plan on doing in the near future I will just start posting new stuff. Pick up like I was never gone. If for no other reason than I just don't feel like rehashing all that has been going on. I will give a quick check list of some of the stuff that has happened since my last post.

- Won Roger's Cup (only to have it taken away on protest from an A$$hole). I will win it again next year. This time solo off the front on my own, so no one can complain about it.

- Finished Boulevard in the peleton. That was hard.

- Won the Merced road race, which made the drive home a little easier with the ROCK in the back of the UAV.

- SDSR sucked. Nuff said.

- Got to race Redlands this year. That sucked too, but I want to come back stronger and better for next year and finish that one.

I will be racing this weekend (and almost every weekend after), so stay tuned. I am sure there will be some good stuff.